cash or credit, fuckboy
Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.
Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.
POST # 15,000
The secret to a good high five is to watch their elbow
This is the worst post in the history of the world
This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.
one of my favourite things in life is towels that are big enough to wrap around my fat ass
god damn it yes
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
thats fucking adorable okay
six selfies (and a bonus photo of selfie in action), 2014
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias.
and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more